During the run-up to the war in Iraq, many columns were written purporting to explain the links between the "neoconservatives" allegedly responsible for forcing the country into war. Some of those pieces seemed to be entries in a contest for "Most Uses of the Word 'Strauss' in a Piece on Current Events, No Matter How Tenuous the Connection May Be."
It can now be revealed: the "neoconservative" conspiracy was merely disinformation for the real Jewish conspiracy at work. Operating semi-publicly on the internet, four former bochurim from a certain yeshiva in the West Bank (a settlement! The first indicator of evil...) have started blogs. Can the presence of four bloggers who attended the same West Bank yeshiva at the same time indicate anything other than a deep, dark conspiracy? Obviously not.
The title "Four Horseman of the Ablogalypse" may be taken, and it's not a Jewish concept anyway. I accordingly have named this conspiracy the "Four Questions" (if that doesn't sound ominous enough, think Steve Ditko).
I was sent out by our master, the mysterious HRA"L, to test the murky waters of the blogosphere. Having found them welcoming, I gave the all-clear for my former study partner, a newly minted rabbi and a programmer with a gift for detailed recreations of the ancient Temple.
(Cool graphics for our conspiracy along the lines of these are welcome.)
The four agents are in place, and the next stage of the conspiracy is about to unfold. Stay tuned...

You should have known not to believe my promises of widespread blogging. The culprit this time? A renewed attack of assorted worms on my antivirus-neglected home computer. An infected computer plus a dial-up connection is not a good combination. I'm counting the minutes till we can get DSL.
Also, I've been on vacation this week. Blogging will pick up at its "regular" schedule later in the week.