As many of you may already know, one of the chief weapons inspectors now beavering away in Iraq has, shall we say, an unusual resume. This topic was made for Mark Steyn, and he doesn't disappoint.
The only comparable thing I've ever read was P.J. O'Rourke's incomparable beginning to the chapter on agricultural policy from his book Parliament of Whores, which I will not recap since children and rabbis allegedly read this blog. (But it's worth the price of purchase.)